My friend Dayna lives in a house a couple of miles into the woods. She's married and has three little girls as well as a varying amount of animals....goats, bunnies, dogs, cats, lizards, etc. It's a free-spirited household. This is a recent facebook post about dinner at her house:
"You might know you're a redneck if the conversation around the dinner table consists of the following:
1. Be careful girls...lookout for the #4 shot in the turkey.
2. Quit eating with the tongs!
3. Don't feed the dog that! We can eat it!
4. Get the rabbit off the chair and quit feeding it our carrots!"