Here are the contents of my sock drawer. I dare you to find a matching pair in this picture.
I know this is a common occurance, and that matching socks repel each other. They're unfaithful, they're quitters, they walk out on each before the honeymoon is even over. Somewhere there is a hedonistic society of mismatched socks. They spend their days sipping rum and cokes and fraternizing with all our lost mittens.... and they're all going to hell. In the meantime I just wish I could hang onto one pair for more than one use.
Yes you did...
At least she found some in a matching color scheme.